Taylor Strecker Show & Kenny Zimlingshow Fans » Favorite Kenny Memory!!

FKFriday · 7/21/2016 9:22 am

We might not get much time to say good-bye, we can have our own little farewell party though! Whats your favorite Kenny memory?

LilEffer · 7/21/2016 9:26 am

I loved when he made the macaroni and cheese grilled cheese and he beat Tay and Victoria in a mac n cheese challenge. Victoria was so jealous because she made lobster mac.

red_poppies · 7/21/2016 9:32 am

GOLD CLUTCH segment!! I loooooved that!! So funny!!!

Longtimelistener · 7/21/2016 9:39 am

red_poppies wrote:
GOLD CLUTCH segment!! I loooooved that!! So funny!!!

Yes I totally forgot that!!!

I loved all the walk in our shoes segments or whatever they were called. I didn't get to listen every time but didn't he wear Spanx and the high heels that had to be specially obtained in his size, etc. I wish they kept up with that.

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DestinationAwesometown · 7/21/2016 9:47 am

His stories about lying to friends that he wrote songs for Mariah Carey. With the fat kid voice....

lydia delainey · 7/21/2016 9:57 am

His retelling of his Soul Cycle experience(throwing up in the garbage) was pretty funny.

FKCSTMom · 7/21/2016 9:59 am

I haven't finished listening to today's replay but I knew this was coming...just like I knew T2 was going on. Never doubted myself even when others told me I was nuts (I am and you aren't the first to say it...or imply it... but the clues are always there...it's just their business and timing to tell).
Anyway, what is he doing next? I can't finish the episode until much later today and it's gonna kill me if I don't know that part!
Thanks in advance!

bitchy&judgemental · 7/21/2016 10:01 am

I love all his voices, especially when he sings them.

TOKYO · 7/21/2016 10:14 am

I stand by that McDonald's poop slide memory. Does anyone else remember this story? He was working at the Wal-Mart McDonald's and I think they needed extra help at a freestanding one the franchise must have also owned. I can't remember the exact genesis of why he was at this other McDonald's. So some kid took a shit on the slide and the manager asked Kenny to go clean it up. He got a rag and cleaner, then went to the top of the slide, sat down on the rag, and dragged the shit all the way down the slide. LMAO I seriously am laughing just typing it, and I know I'm not even close to doing the story justice. LOVE MR MANS ugh this is such a bummer.

DreamTalk · 7/21/2016 10:41 am

I love when he would use his Taylor voice.

Judgement_Twin · 7/21/2016 11:03 am

All great memories above!

I loved when they did the ugly christmas sweater parties, back in the cosmo days, and kenny bought Tay a toaster that toasted the face of jesus into it!

His vignette impersonating Tay answering a sexy line call "HULLO? I have hair on my nipple...and probably noddules on my throat."

youcaaango · 7/21/2016 12:42 pm

TOKYO wrote:
I stand by that McDonald's poop slide memory. Does anyone else remember this story? He was working at the Wal-Mart McDonald's and I think they needed extra help at a freestanding one the franchise must have also owned. I can't remember the exact genesis of why he was at this other McDonald's. So some kid took a shit on the slide and the manager asked Kenny to go clean it up. He got a rag and cleaner, then went to the top of the slide, sat down on the rag, and dragged the shit all the way down the slide. LMAO I seriously am laughing just typing it, and I know I'm not even close to doing the story justice. LOVE MR MANS ugh this is such a bummer.

He told this story during his standup the other night. SO funny!

piopio12 · 7/21/2016 12:53 pm

lydia delainey wrote:
His retelling of his Soul Cycle experience(throwing up in the garbage) was pretty funny.

I cycle and think about story every time! It was so fucking hilar

DontDoItGal · 7/21/2016 1:03 pm

All the random shit that happens to him! Living above a brothel. His crazy ex calling the cops on him hahahaha

DontDoItGal · 7/21/2016 1:05 pm

His he/she cat steve Lmaoooo

On_Point · 7/21/2016 1:15 pm

The fat kid song gets me every time. I sing it when I'm eating unhealthy, and my boyfriend has started to sing it, too! It's so funny to me. I also love when he does the Taylor voice when she's being ridiculous and when she giggles at him!

youcaaango · 7/21/2016 1:19 pm

DontDoItGal wrote:
All the random shit that happens to him! Living above a brothel. His crazy ex calling the cops on him hahahaha

OMG, the prostitutes in his building! I totally forgot about that.

piopio12 · 7/21/2016 1:22 pm

DontDoItGal wrote:
His he/she cat steve Lmaoooo

Remember when Steve died and his cell phone did the same day and the flash stayed on. It's his soul. I die.

youcaaango · 7/21/2016 1:29 pm

Way back when Kenny was very single, he often talked about sleeping with women, usually one night stands after shows. At first, I was turned off but when you listened closer,you could tell he truly loved women in every way and it was in no way predatory or "icky". For me, it was very endearing to hear how much he appreciated all women, how he loved their apartments and all the nice soaps and shampoos they used (compared to his bachelor digs!). I don't know a lot of single men in my personal life and I just assumed guys that slept around were after one thing. Kenny made me see that as long as everyone is respectful and okay with it, who cares what anyone else thinks. I like that he loves and appreciates women.

timetowakeup · 7/21/2016 1:31 pm

the story about how he hallucinates on train when he sleeps. I think he starts living out a dream. and he woke up thinking someone woman was in the aisle selling pink lemonade. so he crawled over passenger next to him saying, "gotta get me some of that lemonade." walked up the aisle a bit before realizing there was no woman in aisle. so he returned to his seat, having to re-crawl over the person, uttering something so incredibly self-effacing.

in general, just how self-aware and -evolved he is. so emotionally metro-sexual. he can be every bit a man's man but also admit to feelings and behaviors that men in western society are so culturalized not to acknowledge. I hope one day he REALLY

timetowakeup · 7/21/2016 1:33 pm

sorry about that....

I hope one day he REALLY realizes what a fantabulous human he is. I also hope he calls in from time to time. until then, i'll keep relaying in my head: "gotta get me some of that lemonade," anytime I need a laugh.

timetowakeup · 7/21/2016 1:50 pm

piopio12 wrote:
DontDoItGal wrote:
His he/she cat steve Lmaoooo

Remember when Steve died and his cell phone did the same day and the flash stayed on. It's his soul. I die.

who was steve? I must not have been listening then

Accidentalfarts · 7/21/2016 1:52 pm

Steve was his cat (that didn't have a penis)!

BathiesTime · 7/21/2016 1:57 pm

I love love when he talks about his old boss who associated the smell of a vag with the inside of a belly button. I think his name was Gruz? Cruise? I don't know. But he made his voice super deep and slow when he told the story and I would cry laughing.
Basically any time he tells a story in a particular voice.

Let's make a pact that at any time we hear something hilarious regarding Kenny on the twitter page, we let everyone know.

timetowakeup · 7/21/2016 2:03 pm

his fearlessness and confidence. c'mon, ya gotta have that to continually talk about bieber's butt so unabashedly. sorry about steve

DontDoItGal · 7/21/2016 2:04 pm

Accidentalfarts wrote:
Steve was his cat (that didn't have a penis)!

"Just a black hole" hahahaha

timetowakeup · 7/21/2016 2:05 pm

BathiesTime wrote:
Let's make a pact that at any time we hear something hilarious regarding Kenny on the twitter page, we let everyone know.

count me in

Wakeupfan420 · 7/21/2016 2:39 pm

piopio12 wrote:
DontDoItGal wrote:
His he/she cat steve Lmaoooo

Remember when Steve died and his cell phone did the same day and the flash stayed on. It's his soul. I die.

^^^THIS!! 😂😂😂
And the fat kid voice (and overall genesis of FKF), Kenny Zimlinghaus Party, the Chuck Bass suit, Fashion Week in his best brown polo, post anesthesia hitting on Rosanna, and literally everything else you've all said... Oh and Birth Cer-tif-i-cate...Birth Cer-tif-i-cate...

#youbetterbowlbettergirl

PS... @TOKYO you are so on point!!! Stassi would be an amazing co-host!!

timetowakeup · 7/21/2016 2:40 pm

DreamTalk wrote:
I love when he would use his Taylor voice.

esp when he mimicked her calling him compulsively around the issue of him leaving her and the show. maybe he was preparing us???????

WhosBecky? · 7/21/2016 2:49 pm

oh, lol! i love reading through these!
Honestly, his pure and quick wit! Talk about a god given talent!
That I'll miss for sure!