Taylor Strecker Show & Kenny Zimlingshow Fans » Taylor-isms

FKCSTMom · 12/15/2016 12:15 am

Show: 12/14/16

"Was it on the night before Christmas or on December 24th?" 🤔🤔🤔

(I'm still shaking my head at that one!)

Durst_Burp · 12/15/2016 8:37 am

"John Mayer drew EAR (ire) from Swift fans on Tuesday night...". Ire Taylor. The word is ire (eye-er).

FKCSTMom · 12/15/2016 10:43 pm

Nucular...I can't even believe she said that today 😂😂😂😂 (A guy didn't have a "nuclear" family but Taylor said, "nucular.")

Kicked_off_the_trampoline · 1/03/2017 12:17 pm

"Lip-singing"

Accidentalfarts · 1/03/2017 1:22 pm

Kicked_off_the_trampoline wrote:
"Lip-singing"

She must have said lip singing 50 times this AM!
I about lost it!!

ohmygodjackie · 1/03/2017 1:55 pm

omg lip singing was killing me! she is so bad with these!!! And then callers were even saying lip singing!

FKFriday · 1/03/2017 2:38 pm

I say lip singing

Wakeupfan420 · 1/05/2017 12:53 pm

"We're very news-driven here." Ummmmm....yeah. 😏

LilEffer · 1/05/2017 3:44 pm

Wakeupfan420 wrote:
"We're very news-driven here." Ummmmm....yeah. 😏

Haha, I remember when she would say the news is for other channels because her show was an escape.

PRECISELY · 1/10/2017 10:21 am

Am I being nitpicky here? I drives me bonkers when someone ask her time questions and she answers so vague. Like Katie Maloney asked her what time she gets up in the morning and she always just says early. or someone will ask her what time she gets to work and she says way too early. People would ask her how long she was separated before she her divorce was final and she always says "a while." Why cant she just say a time???or a time frame? why such a secret??? why does it bother me so fucking much??

snarkcity · 1/10/2017 10:55 am

PRECISELY wrote:
Am I being nitpicky here? I drives me bonkers when someone ask her time questions and she answers so vague. Like Katie Maloney asked her what time she gets up in the morning and she always just says early. or someone will ask her what time she gets to work and she says way too early. People would ask her how long she was separated before she her divorce was final and she always says "a while." Why cant she just say a time???or a time frame? why such a secret??? why does it bother me so fucking much??

Did you hear this morning's cohost mention that Taylor walked in 4 minutes before they went on air?

Durst_Burp · 1/10/2017 10:55 am

PRECISELY wrote:
Am I being nitpicky here? I drives me bonkers when someone ask her time questions and she answers so vague. Like Katie Maloney asked her what time she gets up in the morning and she always just says early. or someone will ask her what time she gets to work and she says way too early. People would ask her how long she was separated before she her divorce was final and she always says "a while." Why cant she just say a time???or a time frame? why such a secret??? why does it bother me so fucking much??

Lol I would venture to guess its because Taylor hates accountability. It's also easier to keep from getting caught in a lie if you're vague. She likes for everyone to think she's super busy but we all know that if she laid out a concrete timeline of her day, it would look something like Work 7-10, 10-1 Eat/drink wine, 1-... nap/watch Netflix/more wine.

And BTW - now that the show starts at 7, she does not have to get up THAT early.

Kicked_off_the_trampoline · 1/10/2017 11:22 am

Durst_Burp wrote:
PRECISELY wrote:
Am I being nitpicky here? I drives me bonkers when someone ask her time questions and she answers so vague. Like Katie Maloney asked her what time she gets up in the morning and she always just says early. or someone will ask her what time she gets to work and she says way too early. People would ask her how long she was separated before she her divorce was final and she always says "a while." Why cant she just say a time???or a time frame? why such a secret??? why does it bother me so fucking much??

Lol I would venture to guess its because Taylor hates accountability. It's also easier to keep from getting caught in a lie if you're vague. She likes for everyone to think she's super busy but we all know that if she laid out a concrete timeline of her day, it would look something like Work 7-10, 10-1 Eat/drink wine, 1-... nap/watch Netflix/more wine.

And BTW - now that the show starts at 7, she does not have to get up THAT early.

I'm a loser and Googled what the drive time is from her apartment to work and it was about 22 minutes. I have to be to work at 7 everyday too and it takes me an hour to get there and I wake up at 530. It's really not that early.

PRECISELY · 1/10/2017 11:50 am

Plus if she took the subway it would be much faster. I have to be at work at 7am too but i have to stay here all day not just till 10am.

Getmommieouttathabox · 1/10/2017 1:33 pm

Subway car or taxi you can get around NYC fast before 7. I'd venture to say quicker than 22 min as that's based on 35 miles per hr which no one in NYC obeys if traffic allows them not to

PRECISELY · 1/26/2017 8:56 am

She totally reads this board! I'm convinced. Rob asked what time she got up in the morning and she FINALLY gave a real-ish answer. She said in the 5's. The rest of the conversation was about how she works so hard and doesn't have the things Europeans have. While she's at her job that she works 3 hours a day. I can't.....
I wake up at 5:30 in the morning to come to my 8 hour job. Its not unreasonably early.

FKCSTMom · 1/26/2017 8:58 am

Oh yes she does!!! She just bitched about us saying we hated her talking with her mouth full. Called us, "Just jealous" cause she gets to eat. Suuuuure....

Durst_Burp · 1/26/2017 7:45 pm

Debating the merits of destination bachelorette parties with Rob Shuter: "Weekends are precious. At least they are to me- I work hard!!"

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DestinationAwesometown · 1/26/2017 8:28 pm

FKCSTMom wrote:
Oh yes she does!!! She just bitched about us saying we hated her talking with her mouth full. Called us, "Just jealous" cause she gets to eat. Suuuuure....

I truly have to wonder who/what/where Taylor thinks her audience is.... Like we're all listening, salvitating over the sounds of her talking while eating?!?!?!?! Fucking yuck, gal. Chew with your mouth closed. No one is jealous of that noise. Makes me want to vomit on purpose- as in finger down my throat- no offense to anyone with eating disorder.

BathiesTime · 1/27/2017 5:41 am

I don't listen anymore, so I get my tidbits from you guys and I am pretty annoyed that she says she's tired.
I hate to be a one upper, but in her case, I will.
I wake up at 4 for work, because I have to dress nice and actually look presentable, then I have a 25 min drive to work, and I start at 5:30. And yes, I work 8.5 hrs/day.
So Taylor, when you actually have to care about how you look (clearly you don't anymore) and have to work a full day, then you can complain...
But here's the thing, I don't even complain. It's something we all do! We get up early and we work.... welcome to life, Mr Banks.

BethosGirlSC · 1/27/2017 7:34 am

BathiesTime, I hear you! I get up at 5am each morning to leave the house by 6 and drive an hour to my government job. I work 9 hours, no breaks and lunch on the run. I then drive an hour home and switch to mom mode. I fall into bed exhausted by 10:30pm if I am lucky to then not sleep because I have so much running through my brain! Taylor is clueless!!

ohmygodjackie · 1/27/2017 12:38 pm

she FINALLY said pedestal instead of PEDI STOOL haha

Kicked_off_the_trampoline · 1/27/2017 2:18 pm

I hate how she pronounces "surrogate." She says "sarro-gate "

FKCSTMom · 1/28/2017 12:50 am

BathiesTime wrote:
I don't listen anymore, so I get my tidbits from you guys and I am pretty annoyed that she says she's tired.
I hate to be a one upper, but in her case, I will.
I wake up at 4 for work, because I have to dress nice and actually look presentable, then I have a 25 min drive to work, and I start at 5:30. And yes, I work 8.5 hrs/day.
So Taylor, when you actually have to care about how you look (clearly you don't anymore) and have to work a full day, then you can complain...
But here's the thing, I don't even complain. It's something we all do! We get up early and we work.... welcome to life, Mr Banks.

But WAIT! Didn't you hear her say she's starting to wear mascara these days? And "make an effort?" (By the way, if that your real photo, you look beautiful, Bathies!!!)

lydia delainey · 1/28/2017 2:09 pm

Yes to surrogate! And worse than that is mannerisms-mannerisms-drives me nuts!!

Wakeupfan420 · 1/30/2017 7:48 am

Julia Lou-weez Dreyfus....seriously? And shocking, she got in another fight at the movies? Get your life together Taylor, good lord. You're fully in your 30's, why are you fighting with people???

BathiesTime · 1/30/2017 8:01 am

FKCSTMom- Thank you! 😘😘 Yes, it's me but I think the snapchat filter is making me look better. I should probably change the pic! Haha

Durst_Burp · 1/30/2017 8:37 am

Wakeupfan420 wrote:
Julia Lou-weez Dreyfus....seriously? And shocking, she got in another fight at the movies? Get your life together Taylor, good lord. You're fully in your 30's, why are you fighting with people???

Haven't listened- she got in another fight at the movies?!

lydia delainey · 1/30/2017 9:07 am

I was just coming here to post Julia LOUISE Dreyfus. Every time!

Wakeupfan420 · 1/30/2017 11:11 am

lydia delainey wrote:
I was just coming here to post Julia LOUISE Dreyfus. Every time!

Lol not sure why I spelled it out phonetically instead of just spelling it: Louise 😂😂