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And I'm totally asking for a veggie spiralizer for Christmas!
- Durst_Burp
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FKFriday wrote:
We could pay for the troll trip!!!!!!!!!!
Capital idea! 😂
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And I'm totally asking for a veggie spiralizer for Christmas!
Ok, let's just start our own WU inspired gift guide. What else should we add?
1. Spiralizer
2. Sancerre and/or 'Secco
3. Teal makeup wipes (or is it the purple ones?)
4. Gift certificates to restaurants in NYC for people who don't live there
5. One of those weekly pill organizers to keep your Klonopin and other mood stabilizers sorted
6. Kiehl's Creme de Corps
7. Swig wine glasses - they have lids, so they'll save you when you have the urge to throw your drink on someone
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Not sure where to post this/ came across this randomly on google? Most of the details are wrong and it sounds like Yasu wrote it... idk it made me chuckle though.
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"Taylor Strecker and Brett Epstein were married. Now they are divorced."
😂😂😂
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Um....just what??!?!?!
That was written three days ago??
She worked for a hotel????
They met while she was on the radio??
He proposed in Paris??
Was their wedding in October?
- Lemondrop718
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Truth! We should really be getting Matt's 10% for keeping her somewhat relevant, but I guess 10% of nada is nada...soooo....moot point, I suppose 🤷♀️
But how much you want to bet if Red monetized this page w/advertising it would make more than Taylor's blog?
💀💀💀👻 ded ded deaaaadddd 😂😂 I would bet that it would. There are posts on this board everyday.
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Not sure where to post this/ came across this randomly on google? Most of the details are wrong and it sounds like Yasu wrote it... idk it made me chuckle though.
What the actual F....half of that isn't even true. And I agree, between this and that other weird article I think Yasu might be trying to break into the US journalism market.
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Not sure where to post this/ came across this randomly on google? Most of the details are wrong and it sounds like Yasu wrote it... idk it made me chuckle though.
What the actual F....half of that isn't even true. And I agree, between this and that other weird article I think Yasu might be trying to break into the US journalism market.
Uh yeah....what in the actual hell was that? Not only is not factual but the writing is atrocious- apparently no one with any writing talent feels the need to write about Taylor. That article gave me serious BETHOS.
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This article is atrocious. First, math. If they got married in 2015 (not true) and divorced 5 years later..... It's not 2020 yet, is it?
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I think Yasu might be trying to break into the US journalism market.
LOL
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Its like a weird Mad Libs, like you just stick info in already made up questions.
She got married to husband Brett Epstein but the married crash after 5 years to She grew-up in a Catholic background. Her father “the doctor in town’’ was a graduate of Harvard University, and the mother graduated from Boston College. Her parents were virgins until they got married.
- LongButtDolphin
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Whoa, WTF. This is all wrong... dates, location, job. Very very strange!!!!
- idontcarethatmuch
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That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Total Mad Libs. How does that even happen???
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Not sure why this annoys me so much (maybe because I listened for a decade) but it bugs the shit out of me in this article and even on the WU website that Matt created, it says "lil shot of espresso"....ummmm, excuse me? It's "lil cup of espresso" TYSM. ☕️
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Those people are MONSTERS.
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I was shaking I was so mad reading that. What disgustingly vile people 😡
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They’re gross. I’m kind of happy the shows over, i was on the same level as those people!? Ick no thank you. They are just mini Taylor’s, self centered, no sympathy for others. Ew ew ew. Disgusted.
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Do these people act this psychotic when they get broken up with, too? Could you imagine if they were ever ghosted? Or what if one of their friends was in this kind of situation with a man-- dating this "great guy" for a long time and he just stops texting saying "I'm just really busy, I'll text you when I can, blahblah." What the heck kind of advice would they give: "Hang in there, I'm sure he'll be back"?? 🤦♀️ What dopes.
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Yeah, there are some really bitches on that page, for sure. If anyone expresses the slightest frustration with Taylor not updating our saying anything after all this time, they turn out in full force to attack. "This is supposed to be a SUPPORT page!!" Well, F you, seriously. Maybe Taylor needs a kick in the ass, and less kissing of her ass right now...
Life's a bitch...and so am I.
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Those people are MONSTERS.
Looks like the post was deleted. I felt bad for OP, she came back and was like I just asked a question 
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Those people are MONSTERS.
Looks like the post was deleted. I felt bad for OP, she came back and was like I just asked a question
aaaaaaaaaand that's why this group has always been and will always be the most (only) successful WakeUp page. 
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Did you read the post??? I took a screen shot, I've neve been so disgusted with women in my life. So heartless 😢
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Did you read the post??? I took a screen shot, I've neve been so disgusted with women in my life. So heartless 😢
I did. Bitches be cray. I am in that group purely for entertainment. I get that its a SUPPORT group for Taylor, as they love to remind people, but its just so strange to me that they literally cannot deal when anyone says anything remotely negative. Like they are deeply bothered and can't just ignore it.
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Did you read the post??? I took a screen shot, I've neve been so disgusted with women in my life. So heartless 😢
I didn't get a chance to read it. It sounds horrible. How can they not see how ridiculous they are?
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How do these women not see the issue of "I have to lay low off social media" and "of course I'll be at the show!!" So you can do a paid performance, but can't post on your blog/FB/IG??? I want to slap them 👋🏼
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How do these women not see the issue of "I have to lay low off social media" and "of course I'll be at the show!!" So you can do a paid performance, but can't post on your blog/FB/IG??? I want to slap them 👋🏼
Umm yeah...and legalities aside, if she can't muster the courage to do a FB live or something to address the fans there's no way she's going to do it IRL. By not doing some sort of video, she's put all the pressure on this live show. My bet is the night of the show she'll be home icing her 'roids in a Klonopin/Secco induced stupor.
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- Hawr-rible
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Alright, now some weirdo put up a creepy meme on the FB page about grieving someone who is still alive, and it made me feel all sorts of gross when I read it. That's whackadoo and seriously out of hand, yuck. Stop "grieving" Taylor- that's odd! She didn't die, the show did. It's freaky, right?
Life's a bitch...and so am I.