Food is the ultimate gift. Then big cozy sweatpants to wear after indulging.

Hawr-rible wrote:

All great ideas, Karma! Glad to have you around- I have a hard time shopping for men. 

This year I got my husband some of those Duluth Trading Ballroom Jeans- they are supposed to be awesome for working men. The crotch of the jeans is made differently so that I guy can squat while working without, like, crunching the shit out of his balls, I guess? So since he's has been laying a lot of new flooring in our rentals I thought he might like them. Fingers crossed..... they have really good reviews, so I hope he likes them.

 
My husband loves those pants!!!

Longtimelistener wrote:

Hawr-rible wrote:

All great ideas, Karma! Glad to have you around- I have a hard time shopping for men. 

This year I got my husband some of those Duluth Trading Ballroom Jeans- they are supposed to be awesome for working men. The crotch of the jeans is made differently so that I guy can squat while working without, like, crunching the shit out of his balls, I guess? So since he's has been laying a lot of new flooring in our rentals I thought he might like them. Fingers crossed..... they have really good reviews, so I hope he likes them.

 
My husband loves those pants!!!

Yay! You all are making me feel so much better- I had total anxiety buying him clothes for Christmas because he is picky and hates trendy clothes. He is always suspicious when I buy him clothes because when we first married I was always trying to make him over a bit; he always hated what I got him, but would begrudgingly wear it to make me happy. So I really am trying to give him jeans he will like. 
 

Hawr-rible wrote:

Karma wrote:

If your guy is a “less highlights more flannel” kind of guy (such as myself). The Ron Swanson approach is a good one to take.

1. Food
2. Sex
3. Sweaty gladiator type sports
4. Food
5. Sex
6. Hunting/fishing
7. Food
8. Sex
9. Booze (combined with food and/or sex is even better)
10. Cars

And bacon has its own category

Fixing stuff for extra points

OMG Karma, that's so damned funny- Ron Swanson is my husband's spirit animal, he loves him!

He is also obsessed with bacon, beer, sports, and sex, so I think you nailed him completely with that list. Funny story- every year since I married him when I ask him what he wants for Christmas, his standard answer is always "You naked with a big bow on you." Never gives me any answer other than that. So one year I bought a Christmas thong with a huge red bow on the back and just sauntered past him on Christmas Eve, wearing nothing but that thong, like it was no thang. His chin hit the floor. He told me I'll never top that gift, ever...... 
 

That is amazing and I'm totally impressed. Hopefully one year I'll have the balls to do something like that!

Karma wrote:

* all opinions given are based from my lifetime of being a guy

Opinions and priorities may vary.....but, chances are this list will work in your situation.


Thong only........I fully endorse this message

LMAO, I appreciate the endorsement! 
 

Durst_Burp wrote:

That is amazing and I'm totally impressed. Hopefully one year I'll have the balls to do something like that!

 
DO IT! It does not even have to be Christmas.  Do not be self conscious, throw it at him. Men love feeling wanted as much as women do!!!!

*i am not responsible if he beats that thing like an Alabama mule.

Karma wrote:

*i am not responsible if he beats that thing like an Alabama mule.

 
DEAD 😂😂

And I know, it's totally a "me" problem. I always remember something I read in Cosmo way back in high school- "guys are so excited to see your boobs they won't even notice the cellulite on your leg."

Durst_Burp wrote:

Karma wrote:

*i am not responsible if he beats that thing like an Alabama mule.

 
DEAD 😂😂

And I know, it's totally a "me" problem. I always remember something I read in Cosmo way back in high school- "guys are so excited to see your boobs they won't even notice the cellulite on your leg."

 
Exactly!!!! How do you think strip clubs and prostitutes stay in business. You have what we want.

Women want to be perfect to show up other women..... you don’t get dolled up for us because you know we will hit it every time that we have the chance.

Karma wrote:

Durst_Burp wrote:

Karma wrote:

*i am not responsible if he beats that thing like an Alabama mule.

 
DEAD 😂😂

And I know, it's totally a "me" problem. I always remember something I read in Cosmo way back in high school- "guys are so excited to see your boobs they won't even notice the cellulite on your leg."

 
Exactly!!!! How do you think strip clubs and prostitutes stay in business. You have what we want.

Women want to be perfect to show up other women..... you don’t get dolled up for us because you know we will hit it every time that we have the chance.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Hahaha and this sure did take a turn....

Karma wrote:

It was certainly not my intention to turn things in that direction. But, I figured that you wanted an honest opinion.

Lol, no worries- we do want your honest opinion. And, I started it with my X-mas thong story, so..... 
 

Hell yeah, triple X's even! 

PrincessPoppy wrote:

Taylor would be appalled!

 
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Hawr-rible wrote:

Karma wrote:

PrincessPoppy wrote:

Taylor would be appalled!

 
Removed for lack of proper decorum

Ugh, decorum is so boring, though! Yeah, Tay might be a little pearl clutchy over our behavior- sorry, Tay!
 

 
I made reference to what may cure her “stick up the arse”. It involved the possibility of someone giving her the Alabama mule treatment. Lol