Ooh this is fun! I think yours is true!

I flew to a foreign country at 18 to chase after a guy

OMG!!!!! I'm gonna say totally happened and you have to share the story!!!!

My first time sole skydiving, the first parachute didn't open and had to use the back up.

That's amazing lol

And nope......I would never safely leave the ground without a destination in mind!

I grew up next door to John Candy

 

Durst_Burp wrote:

FKFriday wrote:

OMG!!!!! I'm gonna say totally happened and you have to share the story!!!!

My first time sole skydiving, the first parachute didn't open and had to use the back up.

Haha - its not THAT crazy, I just apparently have a boring life and this is the only thing I could come up with.

My husband and I were on vacation in Atlanta a couple of years ago and I decided we should go to a strip club since I'd never been. So we went - naturally it was called the Pink Pony. We were sitting at the bar so I could observe the scene and a girl kept coming by trying to sell us one of those shots served in a test tube. We kept waving her off but eventually my husband decided to get one for me. I hate shots, but fine, whatever. I expected her to just hand it to me. NOPE! She proceeds to straddle me, deep throat the entire test tube, and then like, dump the shot into my mouth from there. Like we just about made out. Then there was some lap dance wiggling and the whole ordeal was over. It was one of those situations where everything happened so fast and there's really no going back, so I just went with it. 

This is probably strange, but I like going to strip clubs now. I'm fascinated watching the guys watch the girls - they're so weird and creepy and it just amazes me how all these men are completely mesmerized by the strippers.

Yours is...true?
 

OMG, Durst- I've been there with the whole strip club thing!! In college, we were on a friends trip in KC and our guy friends talk us girls into going to a strip club, since none of us had ever been to one. It was actually kind of fun, we are having cocktails and laughing, and it's all going fine. I notice one of the girls dancing appears to have a piercing on her, ahem, labia. So I'm trying not to stare but I'm totally fascinated- had never even heard of that at that point of my life. The girl notices me looking so she comes and crouches down right in front of me, legs spread- her vag is totes like a foot away from me. She's like "Do you like my piercing?" I freeze for a moment like, what am I supposed to say? So I tell her yeah, it's cool, although I'm totally wigged out by it. She then hops off the stage and comes over, telling me how she got it, how she loves having it, it makes sex better (WTF???) etc. So we are chatting with her and then she leans over and asks if she can give me a lap dance- for free, to get the guys all revved up so they will buy one. I'm about so say no when my guy friend is like "Yes! She will absolutely take a lap dance!" That asshole, lmao! So she proceeds to give me one, while the entire bar stares. I've never blushed so hard in my life. But she was cool, very pretty, and she did score some lap dances from some of the men after, so I guess it was just one chick doin' a solid for another. But I still blush when I think about it..... 

Now then, true or false- I used to be in a rock band in the early 2000's. 
 

Karma wrote:

Possibly true


I have never been to a strip club, nor do I drink

 
True.

Durst_Burp wrote:

Hawr-rible wrote:

Durst_Burp wrote:

Haha - its not THAT crazy, I just apparently have a boring life and this is the only thing I could come up with.

My husband and I were on vacation in Atlanta a couple of years ago and I decided we should go to a strip club since I'd never been. So we went - naturally it was called the Pink Pony. We were sitting at the bar so I could observe the scene and a girl kept coming by trying to sell us one of those shots served in a test tube. We kept waving her off but eventually my husband decided to get one for me. I hate shots, but fine, whatever. I expected her to just hand it to me. NOPE! She proceeds to straddle me, deep throat the entire test tube, and then like, dump the shot into my mouth from there. Like we just about made out. Then there was some lap dance wiggling and the whole ordeal was over. It was one of those situations where everything happened so fast and there's really no going back, so I just went with it. 

This is probably strange, but I like going to strip clubs now. I'm fascinated watching the guys watch the girls - they're so weird and creepy and it just amazes me how all these men are completely mesmerized by the strippers.

Yours is...true?
 

OMG, Durst- I've been there with the whole strip club thing!! In college, we were on a friends trip in KC and our guy friends talk us girls into going to a strip club, since none of us had ever been to one. It was actually kind of fun, we are having cocktails and laughing, and it's all going fine. I notice one of the girls dancing appears to have a piercing on her, ahem, labia. So I'm trying not to stare but I'm totally fascinated- had never even heard of that at that point of my life. The girl notices me looking so she comes and crouches down right in front of me, legs spread- her vag is totes like a foot away from me. She's like "Do you like my piercing?" I freeze for a moment like, what am I supposed to say? So I tell her yeah, it's cool, although I'm totally wigged out by it. She then hops off the stage and comes over, telling me how she got it, how she loves having it, it makes sex better (WTF???) etc. So we are chatting with her and then she leans over and asks if she can give me a lap dance- for free, to get the guys all revved up so they will buy one. I'm about so say no when my guy friend is like "Yes! She will absolutely take a lap dance!" That asshole, lmao! So she proceeds to give me one, while the entire bar stares. I've never blushed so hard in my life. But she was cool, very pretty, and she did score some lap dances from some of the men after, so I guess it was just one chick doin' a solid for another. But I still blush when I think about it..... 

Now then, true or false- I used to be in a rock band in the early 2000's. 
 

 
Lol your story is so much worse than mine! That would have totally freaked me out. The club we went to wasn't bottomless. 🙀

Based on nothing more than generalizations, I'm going with false- girls in rock bands probably don't blush when they get a lap dance! 😋

Ding ding ding! Correct- it's false. 
 

Karma wrote:

Am I that transparent?

 
No- but you've said how strict your dad was so it wasn't a huge leap. 😋

FKCSTMom wrote:

I am one of a set of triplets....

 
I'm going with true?

Durst_Burp wrote:

FKFriday wrote:

I grew up next door to John Candy

 

True?

Kinda true.....it was my Grandparents house, and he lived two doors down.
 

FKFriday wrote:

Durst_Burp wrote:

FKFriday wrote:

I grew up next door to John Candy

 

True?

Kinda true.....it was my Grandparents house, and he lived two doors down.
 

 
That's awesome! Did you ever meet him?

This thread is amazing.

I can speak fluently in a gang language called Nine-Deuce.

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Hawr-rible wrote:

Karma wrote:

Possibly true


I have never been to a strip club, nor do I drink

 
Eh, you're not missing much- just an awkward naked chick rubbing herself in your lap and getting glitter all over your clothes....

 
I figure that they keep those places dark for a reason...... not to mention that there is nothing worse than getting all worked up with no possibility of finishing the job.

Besides, I already give one woman all of my money to not sleep with her, I do not need anymore 😆

Karma wrote:

Hawr-rible wrote:

Karma wrote:

Possibly true


I have never been to a strip club, nor do I drink

 
Eh, you're not missing much- just an awkward naked chick rubbing herself in your lap and getting glitter all over your clothes....

 
I figure that they keep those places dark for a reason...... not to mention that there is nothing worse than getting all worked up with no possibility of finishing the job.

Besides, I already give one woman all of my money to not sleep with her, I do not need anymore 😆

 
HA! Truth.

Karma wrote:

I mean really..... what would a woman enjoy in one of those places? I get it that you may find another woman attractive, but is it the entertainment of watching guys reactions?

 
It's 100% about watching the guys reactions for me, and since I'm not a big drinker and don't like sports, I get bored really fast at normal bars. I have no interest in the girls, except at our local club the ceiling is open to the rafters and the building has a peaked roof, so one of the poles is about 3x as high as a normal pole. There's this one girl who's got to be 6' tall, and she climbs that thing like a spider monkey! It's a sight to see.

Oh I do! And I score points with the mister for going. Win-win.