SoftPretzels wrote:

cincella wrote:

alittlebirdy wrote:

 
Okay has it been said yet? Can I say it? I’m pretty sure Matt’s gay. When I looked him up my gaydar immediately went off, and this comforter, no...no way is a straight man having that.

 
Ha ha I’m pretty sure Maty is gay and it’s OK to come out I welcome him with open arms to the family!

 
I’d imagine it’s hard for him to come out because of how conservative and extreme his and his families political views are.

 
I don’t have sympathy for that. #SorryNotSorry

This is what I picture in this situation

Bahahaha, Karma, you are killing it!!! 

And Matt is as gay as the day is long. I have known too many closeted gay dudes living in denial/leading double lives/coming out after years of hetero marriage and kids to believe Matt is straight in any way. Shania knows the truth

Husbandpillow wrote:

Hawr-rible wrote:

I'm starting to get faint lines in my forehead, and laugh lines around my eyes-  I hate that my face is already showing signs of age at only 37, but I refuse to get Botox. I just can't do it, everything about it weirds me out. I'm just gong to keep using my anti-aging facial products, add a couple more professional facials per year, and grow old gracefully, I guess. My husband says he is relieved by that- we know a woman who gets Botox a lot and her frozen face creeps him out. She is very expressionless, too- I just never want to be there. 

Hawr-rible, you can definitely get botox that looks natural if used judiciously. Whoever does Taylor's is either inexperienced or going way overboard, unless that is what Taylor is asking for. It's an art, the right amount, in the right spots and you can still emote, but wrinkles are relaxed. A full syringe to the forehead will freeze your expression, a la Taylor. Never go full syringe lol!
 

 
THIS THIS THIS

Durst_Burp wrote:

alittlebirdy wrote:

Durst_Burp wrote:

According to Taylor's new IG story, Matt has a Shania Twain bedspread. Because that's normal...

 
Okay has it been said yet? Can I say it? I’m pretty sure Matt’s gay. When I looked him up my gaydar immediately went off, and this comforter, no...no way is a straight man having that.

 
It has been declared otherwise, but I find the claim dubious.

Let’s consult our resident straight dude. Karma, what say you? Shania Twain bedspread - gay or nay?

Does the stuffed cat influence your answer?

Frankly, I dont know one gay man that would have a Shania Twain Woobie.   

Last edited by idontcarethatmuch (1/18/2018 9:51 pm)

idontcarethatmuch wrote:

 
this reminds me of when Kenny said Shania Twain made him feel like a sassy lady 😂

Husbandpillow wrote:

Hawr-rible wrote:

I'm starting to get faint lines in my forehead, and laugh lines around my eyes-  I hate that my face is already showing signs of age at only 37, but I refuse to get Botox. I just can't do it, everything about it weirds me out. I'm just gong to keep using my anti-aging facial products, add a couple more professional facials per year, and grow old gracefully, I guess. My husband says he is relieved by that- we know a woman who gets Botox a lot and her frozen face creeps him out. She is very expressionless, too- I just never want to be there. 

Hawr-rible, you can definitely get botox that looks natural if used judiciously. Whoever does Taylor's is either inexperienced or going way overboard, unless that is what Taylor is asking for. It's an art, the right amount, in the right spots and you can still emote, but wrinkles are relaxed. A full syringe to the forehead will freeze your expression, a la Taylor. Never go full syringe lol!
 

Hey, thanks for the tip!! Now, real talk- how bad do the needles sting? Not afraid of needles or pain, but I can't see Botox being injected on videos without flinching.....
 

Hawr-rible wrote:

Durst_Burp wrote:

Husbandpillow wrote:

Bahahaha, Karma, you are killing it!!!

And Matt is as gay as the day is long. I have known too many closeted gay dudes living in denial/leading double lives/coming out after years of hetero marriage and kids to believe Matt is straight in any way. Shania knows the truth

 
This. All the pictures on Matt’s IG with various female celebs reminds me so much of a guy I used to work with. He’s in his 40’s (but dresses/acts much younger), never had a girlfriend except a deceased fiancé that everyone thinks is made up. He’s a dance choreographer/judge and works with the NFL cheer team here in town. He’s been to Vegas to see Britney literally a dozen times. It appears as though his only friends are these dancers/cheerleaders in their 20’s, which is odd. And he protests too much- he posts SO many pictures of himself with the girls, talks about hanging out with “hot girls” all the time, and it sounds like he’s doing an impression of how he thinks straight guys talk. Granted Matt doesn’t post that much, but it does seem like he spends an awful lot of time just hanging out with girls.

This made me realize that I assumed Matt was gay because he looks and talks just like my gay cousin....
 

 

I think he is so cute in a little puppy kinda way. He looks like he is 16 years old.

Durst_Burp wrote:

He’s a dance choreographer/judge

Omg this didn't fully register with me right away and I was just envisioning a dance choreographer who was also a courtroom judge and lost. my. shit! Laughing so hard the dog started barking 😂🤣😂

BethosGirlSC wrote:

 
A surprise me question: I am thinking of getting Botox but don't know how much to ask for...you look amazing. Share your Botox routine. How often/how much/where is it injected

Yes! She will eat that shit up. A compliment and her being able to talk about herself?

Husbandpillow wrote:

Hawr-rible wrote:

I'm starting to get faint lines in my forehead, and laugh lines around my eyes-  I hate that my face is already showing signs of age at only 37, but I refuse to get Botox. I just can't do it, everything about it weirds me out. I'm just gong to keep using my anti-aging facial products, add a couple more professional facials per year, and grow old gracefully, I guess. My husband says he is relieved by that- we know a woman who gets Botox a lot and her frozen face creeps him out. She is very expressionless, too- I just never want to be there. 

Hawr-rible, you can definitely get botox that looks natural if used judiciously. Whoever does Taylor's is either inexperienced or going way overboard, unless that is what Taylor is asking for. It's an art, the right amount, in the right spots and you can still emote, but wrinkles are relaxed. A full syringe to the forehead will freeze your expression, a la Taylor. Never go full syringe lol!
 

 
“Whoever does Taylor’s”—why didn’t you know? Her Dad’s a doctor. He went to Haaaaarvard!

Durst_Burp wrote:

idontcarethatmuch wrote:

 
this reminds me of when Kenny said Shania Twain made him feel like a sassy lady 😂

Yes! Oh I love Kenny!!!

FKCSTMom wrote:

Hawr-rible wrote:

Husbandpillow wrote:

Hawr-rible, you can definitely get botox that looks natural if used judiciously. Whoever does Taylor's is either inexperienced or going way overboard, unless that is what Taylor is asking for. It's an art, the right amount, in the right spots and you can still emote, but wrinkles are relaxed. A full syringe to the forehead will freeze your expression, a la Taylor. Never go full syringe lol!
 

Hey, thanks for the tip!! Now, real talk- how bad do the needles sting? Not afraid of needles or pain, but I can't see Botox being injected on videos without flinching.....
 

 
I have chronic headaches/migraines and I literally just had Botox (covered by insurance...whoop whoop!) for the first time on Tuesday. I have nothing to compare it to obviously, but I had a LOT of shots. I think I had 3 across my high forehead and 2-3 between my eyebrows. Then the rest were kind of behind my temples on either side (3 each side), and above/in my hairline at the back of my neck (3 on each side I think??). I haven’t seen the outside physical effects yet (it’s only been 3 days, so soon it sounds like) but I can tell you that while the shots were little stings mostly, my face was still ‘hurting’ 2 days later. I can still feel it right now if I close my eyes and relax. One of the side effects, oddly enough, is a headache, which I managed to have the first night. My insurance covers something ridiculous like 300 units, but we didn’t use them all... we threw away a bunch. I can have it every 3 months. Obviously, the cosmetic effects for me are less because I get the shots in specific areas, but I’m hoping that next time I can ask for the leftover units to be put to better use!! LOL

OMG, that's my biggest fear- I bruise easily, and anytime I get any kind of needle stick (like a blood draw) it's sore for hours and sometimes days. I can only imagine how sore or bruised my face might be after that many sticks; my allergy test are bad enough, and those are only on my arm. 
 

Something to consider:

About 10 years ago my dear wife needed to have some dental work done. She has always had anxiety about going to the dentist, and wanted to try sedation dentistry. At the time, the only place around here that offered the service was in one of the ritzy nearby beach towns. I happily volunteered to take her to and fro as she would not be able to drive.

Fast forward to her appointment. She took a Valium for the trip there, which worked beautifully. And she went in for her procedure. It turned out that some complications came about, and more work than anticipated had to be performed. I agreed for her, as she signed a waiver for me to answer any questions while she was under. Everything went well, but due to the extra work, her cute little face was quite swollen, and her eyes were sunk in pretty deep.

We ventured home...... now she has never drank, and is a dainty 100lbs soaking wet. So the anesthesia really started working on her. She began to get car sick and asked for me to pull over. I found sanctuary at one of the many country clubs in the area. I parked outside of the clubhouse and helped her out of the car so she could get some fresh air. Here my lovely bride is sitting on the curb, crying, swollen, and looking like she had two black eyes. She can’t really talk because her jaw is swollen shut. And I am asking her what I can do to make it better.  I look up, and there is like 20 women standing behind me, one on the phone to the cops. It turned out that they were having a women’s tennis tournament that week.

So I stand up to explain myself, and one of them screams “get away from her you big son of bitch”. And they surround her. She can’t say anything, and I am pleading with them to listen. The first cop shows up, he sees me at 6’5” 270 lbs, and calls for back up. Next thing I know, I have 4 cops on top of me. I comply as I have done nothing wrong. All the while, I have a gaggle of women telling me what a piece of shit I am. They have me cuffed and are reading me my rights (at taser point I might add) when my wife finally can get to the car and get the dentist paperwork.

The cops apologize, and I am totally cool with it because I knew what it looked like. I ask if one of the ladies can get the missus some ice and a towel so she can put it on her face. Two of them oblige me. Everyone has a good laugh, and all is right in the world.

So.......if you bruise easy, and it looks like you just got your ass beat. Have your mother, daughter, or girl friend to take you. It makes things much less complicated.