Taylor Strecker Show & Kenny Zimlingshow Fans » What yo beef is?!

PrincessPoppy · 2/12/2018 10:07 pm

Since Taylor has had Sean on a few times now, I’ve been reminiscing about Cocks with P!
Let’s play a round of What Yo Beef Is!

Mine: a girl I work with just started selling Norwex, rendering her incapabale of talking about anything else!

Goldclutch · 2/12/2018 10:54 pm

Patrick is my beef. I just watched him on VPR, and he made me cringe so hard my butt hole just retracted into my trachea. I haaaaaaaaaaate Stassi, but even she doesn't deserve such a terrible boyfriend. He comes off sooooo terrible on the show.

Ican'teveeeen · 2/13/2018 12:04 am

He has to be regretting being on the show. He looks totally douchey.

FKFriday · 2/13/2018 6:42 am

I always thought he was a douche on his show! I only listened for Leah & Sean lol

One of the women at work has a cold and keeps snorting. I want to throat punch then tell her to go blow her nose 😡

piopio12 · 2/13/2018 11:12 am

Goldclutch wrote:
Patrick is my beef. I just watched him on VPR, and he made me cringe so hard my butt hole just retracted into my trachea. I haaaaaaaaaaate Stassi, but even she doesn't deserve such a terrible boyfriend. He comes off sooooo terrible on the show.

YB is a jerk! He broke up with Stassi the day before their anniversary trip. He’s the worst type of human.

Durst_Burp · 2/13/2018 12:07 pm

I've got more beef than a Longhorn Steakhouse, but I'll try to pick just one.

There's a girl who sits a couple cubes down from me and she runs everywhere. Literally RUNS. It drives me bonkers. She's also one of those people who's way too happy all the time, to the point of being patronizing. Yesterday she e-mailed me to ask if I had replied so someone else's question that she was copied on. I said yes, and she replied with "You rock!". No. No I don't. I just responded to an e-mail like a normal human.

DaisyDeadPetals · 2/13/2018 12:16 pm

My beef is with organizational health consultants. My company is in deep with one that is 100% more cult-like than Scientology.

Hawr-rible · 2/13/2018 12:27 pm

piopio12 wrote:
Goldclutch wrote:
Patrick is my beef. I just watched him on VPR, and he made me cringe so hard my butt hole just retracted into my trachea. I haaaaaaaaaaate Stassi, but even she doesn't deserve such a terrible boyfriend. He comes off sooooo terrible on the show.

YB is a jerk! He broke up with Stassi the day before their anniversary trip. He’s the worst type of human.

THIS. I was never a fan of Patrick, always thought he was kind of an asshole- but that situation really sealed my opinion of him. I get not wanted to take a vacay if you are over the relationship and don't want to fake it or fight the whole time, but you KNOW he had been having doubts way previous to the day before they were supposed to leave. Epic asshole move.

Hawr-rible · 2/13/2018 12:28 pm

Durst_Burp wrote:
I've got more beef than a Longhorn Steakhouse, but I'll try to pick just one.

There's a girl who sits a couple cubes down from me and she runs everywhere. Literally RUNS. It drives me bonkers. She's also one of those people who's way too happy all the time, to the point of being patronizing. Yesterday she e-mailed me to ask if I had replied so someone else's question that she was copied on. I said yes, and she replied with "You rock!". No. No I don't. I just responded to an e-mail like a normal human.

LMAO!!! Oh Durst....you SO ROCK for emailing people!

idontcarethatmuch · 2/13/2018 1:02 pm

My Beef is a lack of response to an email someone initiated. YOU emailed me for something. I sent it to you. Say thank you or something, anything. With all of our technology, the only reason not to respond to someone is if you choose not to. RUDE.

DaisyDeadPetals · 2/13/2018 1:13 pm

Durst_Burp wrote:
I've got more beef than a Longhorn Steakhouse, but I'll try to pick just one.

There's a girl who sits a couple cubes down from me and she runs everywhere. Literally RUNS. It drives me bonkers. She's also one of those people who's way too happy all the time, to the point of being patronizing. Yesterday she e-mailed me to ask if I had replied so someone else's question that she was copied on. I said yes, and she replied with "You rock!". No. No I don't. I just responded to an e-mail like a normal human.

I work with someone like this. She inserts herself into everything and she also takes it upon herself to plan ice cream socials and luncheons. She works in a technical job here, completely unrelated to HR or anything like that. It KILLS me when her department is backed up because I just want to chime in with "if so-and-so wasn't busy planning the next ice cream social / halloween decorating contest / etc, maybe they'd be on schedule with their actual job duties!!!!!!!!!!!!" But I can't because that would be against our company "culture"

Durst_Burp · 2/13/2018 1:25 pm

idontcarethatmuch wrote:
My Beef is a lack of response to an email someone initiated. YOU emailed me for something. I sent it to you. Say thank you or something, anything. With all of our technology, the only reason not to respond to someone is if you choose not to. RUDE.

Haha so we had this “communication initiative” in my department last year in an effort to improve our communications. We debated the e-mail “thank you” and ultimately decided that unless it’s a situation where you asked someone for something big/they really went out of their way for you, assume the thank you is implied and don’t send it because our inboxes are overloaded anyway. Even so, I wouldn’t drag someone for sending me a thank you, it’s not that big a deal either way to me. This girl is just SO irritatingly happy and enthusiastic about everything- she talks to people like they are kindergarteners. 🙄

Durst_Burp · 2/13/2018 1:27 pm

DaisyDeadPetals wrote:
Durst_Burp wrote:
I've got more beef than a Longhorn Steakhouse, but I'll try to pick just one.

There's a girl who sits a couple cubes down from me and she runs everywhere. Literally RUNS. It drives me bonkers. She's also one of those people who's way too happy all the time, to the point of being patronizing. Yesterday she e-mailed me to ask if I had replied so someone else's question that she was copied on. I said yes, and she replied with "You rock!". No. No I don't. I just responded to an e-mail like a normal human.
I work with someone like this. She inserts herself into everything and she also takes it upon herself to plan ice cream socials and luncheons. She works in a technical job here, completely unrelated to HR or anything like that. It KILLS me when her department is backed up because I just want to chime in with "if so-and-so wasn't busy planning the next ice cream social / halloween decorating contest / etc, maybe they'd be on schedule with their actual job duties!!!!!!!!!!!!" But I can't because that would be against our company "culture"

Ugh I’ve worked at places like that. I’m like this isn’t an elementary school, can we dispense with the barrage of erroneous activities?

idontcarethatmuch · 2/13/2018 1:55 pm

In my situation it's to people I don't know. I have ended up in spam from time to time so unless they confirm with me I have no idea. My new thing is telling them that I'll check in, in a couple days to ensure they received everything. I do. Just one extra step I have to do now.

Goldclutch · 2/13/2018 2:53 pm

Durst_Burp wrote:
I've got more beef than a Longhorn Steakhouse, but I'll try to pick just one.

There's a girl who sits a couple cubes down from me and she runs everywhere. Literally RUNS. It drives me bonkers. She's also one of those people who's way too happy all the time, to the point of being patronizing. Yesterday she e-mailed me to ask if I had replied so someone else's question that she was copied on. I said yes, and she replied with "You rock!". No. No I don't. I just responded to an e-mail like a normal human.

Lol. I can picture this person running everywhere in your office, and it is totally cracking me up.

piopio12 · 2/13/2018 4:00 pm

First, DB I’m picturing that Gif of the old man testing out his new New Balance sneakers.

Second...my beef is with a lady at work that fake laughs to her boss’s jokes. Nothing is that funny.

Durst_Burp · 2/13/2018 4:22 pm

Goldclutch wrote:
Durst_Burp wrote:
I've got more beef than a Longhorn Steakhouse, but I'll try to pick just one.

There's a girl who sits a couple cubes down from me and she runs everywhere. Literally RUNS. It drives me bonkers. She's also one of those people who's way too happy all the time, to the point of being patronizing. Yesterday she e-mailed me to ask if I had replied so someone else's question that she was copied on. I said yes, and she replied with "You rock!". No. No I don't. I just responded to an e-mail like a normal human.

Lol. I can picture this person running everywhere in your office, and it is totally cracking me up.

Lol I guess it is kind of funny - I’ll just be sitting there and I’ll here her thumping down the aisle. My boss and I IM each other like “there she goes again...”. 🙄

Karma · 2/14/2018 12:14 am

I take issue with people who go to extreme measures to provoke others publically, then hide behind whatever agenda they identify with. Thus, getting a “free pass” to be as rude and insufferable as they please whilst claiming the majority is discriminating against them because of the fore mentioned agenda.

It is a far reaching plague amongst society, One that takes many different identities yet accomplishes the same task.

No matter who you represent, or who you are. We are all flesh and blood, one in the same. No one is any more special than the other. And, until we all understand this concept, we are doomed to repeat this cycle of cowardice and stupidity

Admittedly, I have just experienced a soapbox moment. We all get weak sometimes.

I now return you to your regular programming......

FKCSTMom · 2/14/2018 8:04 am

Mine is not quite as monumental as Karma’s, but here goes:

I’ve recently noticed that most people, especially the younger generation, have replaced “I think” with “I feel like” in all speaking situations. An example: Someone is describing a movie they watched. A second person now says, “I feel like I’ve seen that movie somewhere before.”
You FEEL LIKE you have? What’s that feel like? Warm and fuzzy? What happened to “thinking” in our vocabulary. Maybe it’s because I’ve been working with college-aged kids a lot for the past 5 years but they have definitely thrown out the words, “I think...”

On the same topic, overuse of the word “like” especially by those of us over the age of 25-30. By the time you have a real job, you should be able to wean yourself off of using it before and after every other word..

(I think I may need to join Durst at Longhorn Steakhouse as I have lots of beef, too!)

Goldclutch · 2/14/2018 8:19 am

Mom - I AM SCREAMING (not really)!!!!! I HAAAAAAAAATE THAT TOO!!!! I'm not sure when "I think" changed to "I feel like", but it drives me up the mother effin wall.

Also, another beef -- people who clip their nails in public places. I don't work in an office anymore, but it used to make me rage when when of my cubicle neighbors would whip out the clippers and start whacking away at his nails. So nasty!!!!

Hawr-rible · 2/14/2018 9:58 am

I've got beef this morning.....

I'm a troop leader for my daughter's girl scout troop- already have a girl who lost some boxes of cookies (week one of the cookie sale- shit is starting early this year!) The mom calls me this morning- "What do I do about it?" I told she either finds them or pays for them; it's in the contract all the parents sign. "I didn't know that, that's not fair!" Explain again, it's in the contract you signed- you are financially responsible for these cookies. I was as nice as possible but she still fucking hung up on me....sigh. Only 4 and a half weeks to go in this god forsaken cookie sale. Kill me.

FKFriday · 2/14/2018 12:20 pm

What did she think would happen??? And how do you lose cookies?

Durst_Burp · 2/14/2018 12:27 pm

I would also like to know how one “loses” cookies. Methinks someone in the house must have eaten them. Next time my husband asks where all the cookies went, I’m just going to shrug and say “must have lost them.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Hawr-rible · 2/14/2018 2:18 pm

FKFriday wrote:
What did she think would happen??? And how do you lose cookies?

I suspect someone stole them from her- if you leave them in your car, people will steal them. It's happened many times; someone even broke into our Girl Scout store last year and made off with cases of cookies, pure insanity. But who knows? She just thought I'd bail her out, I guess, or thought GS would forgive it or something. I'm like, yeah, no- GSUSA doesn't give a fuck, they are like the mafia, they want paid. "Aww you lost your cookies? Fuck you, pay me" (Goodfellas reference anyone?)

Durst_Burp · 2/14/2018 4:27 pm

Hawr-rible wrote:
FKFriday wrote:
What did she think would happen??? And how do you lose cookies?
I suspect someone stole them from her- if you leave them in your car, people will steal them. It's happened many times; someone even broke into our Girl Scout store last year and made off with cases of cookies, pure insanity. But who knows? She just thought I'd bail her out, I guess, or thought GS would forgive it or something. I'm like, yeah, no- GSUSA doesn't give a fuck, they are like the mafia, they want paid. "Aww you lost your cookies? Fuck you, pay me" (Goodfellas reference anyone?)

People steal GS cookies?! That is wild. I was in GS growing up and my mom was a troop leader too, I've never heard of people stealing them!

Hawr-rible · 2/14/2018 5:20 pm

Durst_Burp wrote:
Hawr-rible wrote:
FKFriday wrote:
What did she think would happen??? And how do you lose cookies?
I suspect someone stole them from her- if you leave them in your car, people will steal them. It's happened many times; someone even broke into our Girl Scout store last year and made off with cases of cookies, pure insanity. But who knows? She just thought I'd bail her out, I guess, or thought GS would forgive it or something. I'm like, yeah, no- GSUSA doesn't give a fuck, they are like the mafia, they want paid. "Aww you lost your cookies? Fuck you, pay me" (Goodfellas reference anyone?)

People steal GS cookies?! That is wild. I was in GS growing up and my mom was a troop leader too, I've never heard of people stealing them!

Yep, it's ridiculous- another troop leader here in town had 2 cases stolen out of her car, she ran into a store for just a few minutes and forgot to lock her car (I don't get it- I ALWAYS lock my car, no matter what) When she came back they were gone....Another leader told me last year that people grabbed some off the table and tried to take off with them at their cookie booth. You have to be a special kind of asshole to steal from kids......

piopio12 · 2/14/2018 7:35 pm

Speaking of Ashes from the other thread...people who take selfies with their ashes. I’m pretty sure that’s not how that works.

Karma · 2/14/2018 7:36 pm

This may be blasphemy, but I do not care for GS cookies. I do, on the other hand, buy them and then ask the girls to donate the cookies to someone they felt deserved them.

hai_girl_hai · 2/14/2018 8:53 pm

Hawr-rible wrote:
I've got beef this morning.....

I'm a troop leader for my daughter's girl scout troop- already have a girl who lost some boxes of cookies (week one of the cookie sale- shit is starting early this year!) The mom calls me this morning- "What do I do about it?" I told she either finds them or pays for them; it's in the contract all the parents sign. "I didn't know that, that's not fair!" Explain again, it's in the contract you signed- you are financially responsible for these cookies. I was as nice as possible but she still fucking hung up on me....sigh. Only 4 and a half weeks to go in this god forsaken cookie sale. Kill me.

1) my daughter is a first year GS and is selling cookies. No shame in my game, I have eaten 6 boxes so far.

2) heading up cookie sales next year because the troop leader is over it. Is it really that bad?

Hawr-rible · 2/14/2018 10:42 pm

hai_girl_hai wrote:
Hawr-rible wrote:
I've got beef this morning.....

I'm a troop leader for my daughter's girl scout troop- already have a girl who lost some boxes of cookies (week one of the cookie sale- shit is starting early this year!) The mom calls me this morning- "What do I do about it?" I told she either finds them or pays for them; it's in the contract all the parents sign. "I didn't know that, that's not fair!" Explain again, it's in the contract you signed- you are financially responsible for these cookies. I was as nice as possible but she still fucking hung up on me....sigh. Only 4 and a half weeks to go in this god forsaken cookie sale. Kill me.

1) my daughter is a first year GS and is selling cookies. No shame in my game, I have eaten 6 boxes so far.

2) heading up cookie sales next year because the troop leader is over it. Is it really that bad?

Nah, it's not bad- I just have a few newbie parents this year making it more complicated. I won't lie, it's stressful and it's a lot of accounting keeping all the money and inventory straight for each girl (you'd be shocked how many parents can't count correctly ) but it's not rocket science, lol. You will learn to loathe looking at box after box of cookies, though...