I think Taylor’s routine is something like this (note, I have no idea what time her show actually starts so I went with 7):

6:00 am: wake up, realize haven’t prepped for show, search google for hot topics, rush to studio.

7:00-9:00: host faux-radio show, tell random cohost my backstory (gay for the day, formerly rich, bro went to HARVARD, parents virgins), shoot the shit with my two fave sycophants, sign off.

9-12: manager drives me home, take a long nap to debrief after today.

12-4pm: cocktails with my tay (I’m gay!!!), scroll instagram to keep my finger on the pulse of cool, lunch (Shrimp cocktail, 0 weight watchers points!), watch E! To prep for tomorrow’s show.

4-8: too many martinis = midday power “nap” and prepping for tomorrow’s show with Bravo.  Casually scroll Instagram and text manager Matt (did you know he has a house in the hamptons?!) in between Vanderpumo Rules commercials.  Spend several hours on the dreadful pink pages.  Who do those bitches think they are?!  I rarely talk about my ex, who I call wusband, such a cute nickname!  His family sucks tho, let me tell you!

8-10pm: dinner with my tay (she’s gay, we have the same name! We ere besties for a week before falling in love!), With Sancerre.  It’s so good, did you know?! Then FaceTime with Babette (virgin when she got married!  My dad is an eye doctor who also does Botox, tots legit!!) and my amazing sister Paige who is getting married.. I’m the maid of honor but honestly that bitch better keep shit cheap because now that I’m *gay* and can’t rely on wusband to finance my bullshit I don’t have the cash to do an extravagant bachelorette party for her!  Who cares if I was a bridezilla, it was myyy wedding.  Also ask my Taylor when’s she’s going to upload Taste of Taylor.  Gotta stay hot in those iTunes streets!

11:00: snacks and more Sancerre.  Text my bff stassi to see if she’s has seen the latest summer house with my cameo.  Figure out when she’s going on watch what happens live to see if I can guest bartend. Ask for inside info on the vsnderpump rules cast to prep for the show tomorrow.

11:30pm: text manager Matt to make sure he’s picking me up in themorning.  My job starts so early and I’ve been working so hard today I don’t think I’ll wake up in time to take the subway. He’s been a lifesaver  ever since he fucked up my job at the facility.  His dad works at MTV so I know one day I’ll get an in to a show there.  That’s why I pay him in giggles!

1:30am: oops, where did the night go! Totally got lost in the Instagram slash Facebook slash linked in underworld looking up my former in-laws.  Those bitches suck.  Also notice several of my Instagram friend influencers regramming a kardashian story.  Will definitely discuss it tomorrow during the show; I’m sure I can rely on their regrams to figure out whatever actually happened.   I love my job but boy is working 18 hrs a day exhausting.  Must book a vacay soon...maybe a meet and greet for my fans?! I love my them (*cough*natiandCCC*cough).

Last edited by legaleagle (3/03/2018 4:48 pm)

legaleagle wrote:

I think Taylor’s routine is something like this (note, I have no idea what time her show actually starts so I went with 7):

6:00 am: wake up, realize haven’t prepped for show, search google for hot topics, rush to studio.

7:00-9:00: host faux-radio show, tell random cohost my backstory (gay for the day, formerly rich, bro went to HARVARD, parents virgins), shoot the shit with my two fave sycophants, sign off.

9-12: manager drives me home, take a long nap to debrief after today.

12-4pm: cocktails with my tay (I’m gay!!!), scroll instagram to keep my finger on the pulse of cool, lunch (Shrimp cocktail, 0 weight watchers points!), watch E! To prep for tomorrow’s show.

4-8: too many martinis = midday power “nap” and prepping for tomorrow’s show with Bravo. Casually scroll Instagram and text manager Matt (did you know he has a house in the hamptons?!) in between Vanderpumo Rules commercials. Spend several hours on the dreadful pink pages. Who do those bitches think they are?! I rarely talk about my ex, who I call wusband, such a cute nickname! His family sucks tho, let me tell you!

8-10pm: dinner with my tay (she’s gay, we have the same name! We ere besties for a week before falling in love!), With Sancerre. It’s so good, did you know?! Then FaceTime with Babette (virgin when she got married! My dad is an eye doctor who also does Botox, tots legit!!) and my amazing sister Paige who is getting married.. I’m the maid of honor but honestly that bitch better keep shit cheap because now that I’m *gay* and can’t rely on wusband to finance my bullshit I don’t have the cash to do an extravagant bachelorette party for her! Who cares if I was a bridezilla, it was myyy wedding. Also ask my Taylor when’s she’s going to upload Taste of Taylor. Gotta stay hot in those iTunes streets!

11:00: snacks and more Sancerre. Text my bff stassi to see if she’s has seen the latest summer house with my cameo. Figure out when she’s going on watch what happens live to see if I can guest bartend. Ask for inside info on the vsnderpump rules cast to prep for the show tomorrow.

11:30pm: text manager Matt to make sure he’s picking me up in themorning. My job starts so early and I’ve been working so hard today I don’t think I’ll wake up in time to take the subway. He’s been a lifesaver ever since he fucked up my job at the facility. His dad works at MTV so I know one day I’ll get an in to a show there. That’s why I pay him in giggles!

1:30am: oops, where did the night go! Totally got lost in the Instagram slash Facebook slash linked in underworld looking up my former in-laws. Those bitches suck. Also notice several of my Instagram friend influencers regramming a kardashian story. Will definitely discuss it tomorrow during the show; I’m sure I can rely on their regrams to figure out whatever actually happened. I love my job but boy is working 18 hrs a day exhausting. Must book a vacay soon...maybe a meet and greet for my fans?! I love my them (*cough*natiandCCC*cough).

Omg! This is hysterical. She also mentioned in her insta story they were staying in bed all day working and drinking mimosa's. 

 

legaleagle wrote:

I think Taylor’s routine is something like this (note, I have no idea what time her show actually starts so I went with 7):

6:00 am: wake up, realize haven’t prepped for show, search google for hot topics, rush to studio.

7:00-9:00: host faux-radio show, tell random cohost my backstory (gay for the day, formerly rich, bro went to HARVARD, parents virgins), shoot the shit with my two fave sycophants, sign off.

9-12: manager drives me home, take a long nap to debrief after today.

12-4pm: cocktails with my tay (I’m gay!!!), scroll instagram to keep my finger on the pulse of cool, lunch (Shrimp cocktail, 0 weight watchers points!), watch E! To prep for tomorrow’s show.

4-8: too many martinis = midday power “nap” and prepping for tomorrow’s show with Bravo.  Casually scroll Instagram and text manager Matt (did you know he has a house in the hamptons?!) in between Vanderpumo Rules commercials.  Spend several hours on the dreadful pink pages.  Who do those bitches think they are?!  I rarely talk about my ex, who I call wusband, such a cute nickname!  His family sucks tho, let me tell you!

8-10pm: dinner with my tay (she’s gay, we have the same name! We ere besties for a week before falling in love!), With Sancerre.  It’s so good, did you know?! Then FaceTime with Babette (virgin when she got married!  My dad is an eye doctor who also does Botox, tots legit!!) and my amazing sister Paige who is getting married.. I’m the maid of honor but honestly that bitch better keep shit cheap because now that I’m *gay* and can’t rely on wusband to finance my bullshit I don’t have the cash to do an extravagant bachelorette party for her!  Who cares if I was a bridezilla, it was myyy wedding.  Also ask my Taylor when’s she’s going to upload Taste of Taylor.  Gotta stay hot in those iTunes streets!

11:00: snacks and more Sancerre.  Text my bff stassi to see if she’s has seen the latest summer house with my cameo.  Figure out when she’s going on watch what happens live to see if I can guest bartend. Ask for inside info on the vsnderpump rules cast to prep for the show tomorrow.

11:30pm: text manager Matt to make sure he’s picking me up in themorning.  My job starts so early and I’ve been working so hard today I don’t think I’ll wake up in time to take the subway. He’s been a lifesaver  ever since he fucked up my job at the facility.  His dad works at MTV so I know one day I’ll get an in to a show there.  That’s why I pay him in giggles!

1:30am: oops, where did the night go! Totally got lost in the Instagram slash Facebook slash linked in underworld looking up my former in-laws.  Those bitches suck.  Also notice several of my Instagram friend influencers regramming a kardashian story.  Will definitely discuss it tomorrow during the show; I’m sure I can rely on their regrams to figure out whatever actually happened.   I love my job but boy is working 18 hrs a day exhausting.  Must book a vacay soon...maybe a meet and greet for my fans?! I love my them (*cough*natiandCCC*cough).

 
This is absolutely hysterical!!!

FKFriday wrote:

legaleagle wrote:

I think Taylor’s routine is something like this (note, I have no idea what time her show actually starts so I went with 7):

6:00 am: wake up, realize haven’t prepped for show, search google for hot topics, rush to studio.

7:00-9:00: host faux-radio show, tell random cohost my backstory (gay for the day, formerly rich, bro went to HARVARD, parents virgins), shoot the shit with my two fave sycophants, sign off.

9-12: manager drives me home, take a long nap to debrief after today.

12-4pm: cocktails with my tay (I’m gay!!!), scroll instagram to keep my finger on the pulse of cool, lunch (Shrimp cocktail, 0 weight watchers points!), watch E! To prep for tomorrow’s show.

4-8: too many martinis = midday power “nap” and prepping for tomorrow’s show with Bravo.  Casually scroll Instagram and text manager Matt (did you know he has a house in the hamptons?!) in between Vanderpumo Rules commercials.  Spend several hours on the dreadful pink pages.  Who do those bitches think they are?!  I rarely talk about my ex, who I call wusband, such a cute nickname!  His family sucks tho, let me tell you!

8-10pm: dinner with my tay (she’s gay, we have the same name! We ere besties for a week before falling in love!), With Sancerre.  It’s so good, did you know?! Then FaceTime with Babette (virgin when she got married!  My dad is an eye doctor who also does Botox, tots legit!!) and my amazing sister Paige who is getting married.. I’m the maid of honor but honestly that bitch better keep shit cheap because now that I’m *gay* and can’t rely on wusband to finance my bullshit I don’t have the cash to do an extravagant bachelorette party for her!  Who cares if I was a bridezilla, it was myyy wedding.  Also ask my Taylor when’s she’s going to upload Taste of Taylor.  Gotta stay hot in those iTunes streets!

11:00: snacks and more Sancerre.  Text my bff stassi to see if she’s has seen the latest summer house with my cameo.  Figure out when she’s going on watch what happens live to see if I can guest bartend. Ask for inside info on the vsnderpump rules cast to prep for the show tomorrow.

11:30pm: text manager Matt to make sure he’s picking me up in themorning.  My job starts so early and I’ve been working so hard today I don’t think I’ll wake up in time to take the subway. He’s been a lifesaver  ever since he fucked up my job at the facility.  His dad works at MTV so I know one day I’ll get an in to a show there.  That’s why I pay him in giggles!

1:30am: oops, where did the night go! Totally got lost in the Instagram slash Facebook slash linked in underworld looking up my former in-laws.  Those bitches suck.  Also notice several of my Instagram friend influencers regramming a kardashian story.  Will definitely discuss it tomorrow during the show; I’m sure I can rely on their regrams to figure out whatever actually happened.   I love my job but boy is working 18 hrs a day exhausting.  Must book a vacay soon...maybe a meet and greet for my fans?! I love my them (*cough*natiandCCC*cough).

Omg day made!!!! I can’t even, I’m crying!!! Did we talk about this before, you have to be a writer?!
 

 
THIS is a bombogenesis, my friends! You absolutely win....wonder if Emma or Carly need a writer?? Please enlighten us with MORE!!!

Anyone else think Taylor’s latest post isn’t terribly funny? Before she posted it she was talking about it in her story and how it was going to be SO funny. She just photoshopped her face over Edie Falco’s character...what’s the punchline?

Well I needed you to explain it to me, so obviously didn’t get it. Nor did I find it funny once I knew what was going on!

Glad I could entertain!  I totally stole the idea from Refinery 29’s money diaries....mixed with a few too many margaritas, too much sunshine while on vacation, and my inner petty.   

Screw Taylor, think I can get away with wearing pajamas to work?!?!?! I am wearing jeggings and a T today, so I kinda am lol

WhereIsVictoria wrote:

I am secretly a pre-retirement Golden Girl, so I want those pajamas. Ali???

 
The florals above?’it says they are Gucci, so I’m sure you can find a hidden link. 😜

Haha!!!

My latest kick is Lulu yoga pants (I prefer from the Gap though, not Lulu!) and a nice workout sweatshirt (the kind that probably looks like it’s from Lulu but isn’t...). I tried to order some Ali Lulu’s today but had some difficulties on my iPad. Need to get my laptop to do the work!

What is she wearing? If those are the long pants again, I take back what I said the other day about them not be too bad, it looks like a little kid playing dress up. Some skinny pants and high boots would have been great with that outfit! Hell, that may be what’s under the pants!

Is that how the pants are supposed to look? Like are they too long or is that supposed to be the style of those pants? I haven't seen pants that wide since Jncos.

Totally cringe worthy outfit! SO not flattering. 

But again...why is she not posting anything about this on social media? Do a quick behind the scenes instastory. Takes 2 seconds...so bizarre how awful her social media is. 

Last edited by ThatWholeBrevityThang (3/07/2018 11:59 am)

WhereIsVictoria wrote:

She's wearing that fake ass hair again isn't she?? You don't need more hair, you need better hair, Taylor!

 
Bahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

Sidenote: wtf was the point of the 10 second ig story with bedhead? She literally said nothing.. she is just soooo bad at social media it’s astounding