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3/08/2018 9:39 am  #1


Lies!

What’s the craziest lie someone has said about you, or that you’ve told?


A bunch of us went to Atlantic City, including a woman who worked in another part of our company. She drove down in my car, but a few of us wanted to stop elesewhere on the way home so she left in the other car. A few weeks later someone else I worked with called me and says “crazy rumour about you, I don’t think it’s true, but T is telling everyone you ditched her in AC and she had to find her own way home!” 😂😂😂

 

3/08/2018 10:25 am  #2


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FKFriday wrote:

What’s the craziest lie someone has said about you, or that you’ve told?


A bunch of us went to Atlantic City, including a woman who worked in another part of our company. She drove down in my car, but a few of us wanted to stop elesewhere on the way home so she left in the other car. A few weeks later someone else I worked with called me and says “crazy rumour about you, I don’t think it’s true, but T is telling everyone you ditched her in AC and she had to find her own way home!” 😂😂😂

That's nuts! I'd just run with it and be like "Yeah, that bitch sucked, had to ditch her!" 
 
Had a co-worker from another branch of the company in another town (so didn't know her well) that said she was married when she wasn't. Always talked about her "husband" and then met him at a work function and found out they were not married and had only been dating for 8 months- and found that out from HIM. Awkward! She was a weirdo...


Life's a bitch...and so am I.
 

3/08/2018 1:18 pm  #3


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A younger colleague in my shop was upset about a little “dry spell” that he was going through with his wife of about 1 year. He confided in me as I have been married the longest.

The lie........I told him to stay strong, and positive. Be a good man, and she will come around.

If he only knew........


Bringer Of memes, shenanigans, Tom foolery, and hoe saving
 

3/08/2018 2:53 pm  #4


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On the subject of coworker lies- at my last job there was this guy who was 45 but acted/dressed like he was 25 (I was FLOORED when I found out how old he really was). He was a glorified office assistant, and his side job was choreography for the Jaguars cheerleaders and he did some dance competition judging (he's met Abby several times lol). It appears as though he has no male friends, he posts TONS of phots of himself on IG only with cheerleaders/dancers that he hangs out with, and has their bikini calendars and photos all over his cubicle, and would always brag about how he always hangs out with "hot chicks". He also claimed to have a fiancé that died some years ago. Anyway, I was pretty sure he's actually in the closet. It also recently occurred to me that if any other dude in the office had those bikini calendars/cheerleader pics all over his cubicle, that wouldn't fly, but no one cared so I'm pretty sure everyone else thinks he's gay too.

I can't think of any great lies I've told - the only one that comes to mind is I lied to my husband about liking chocolate covered strawberries for 9 years. He would get them for me when we first started dating and I didn't want to be rude and tell him I didn't like them, so he kept buying them for me. This year around Valentine's day I finally told him and he was like "why did it take you NINE YEARS to tell me this?!"  


I might be from the Sunshine State, but I can still be a little shady.🌴
 

3/08/2018 3:43 pm  #5


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I was a super-secret, closeted smoker for years and years!  Only a select few friends knew, and I had to go through this whole annoying & time-consuming process of de-smoking myself before hanging out with anyone who didn't know I smoked!  I had to scrub my hands, douse my hair & clothes in perfume, pop like a whole pack of Listerine breath strips in my mouth... etc!  Ugh! I'm sure I still smelled like cigs mixed in with whatever perfume I was wearing during that time! So gross.  My own husband didn't even know I smoked when we were dating.  I have since confessed.  lol.

​I quit cold turkey a few years back, so I no longer live this double life. 

 

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