Taylor Strecker Show & Kenny Zimlingshow Fans » Topics you never want to hear mentioned again

9/04/2015 9:32 am

G. Rancic
Taylor eating too many steak tips at the piggly wiggly and throwing up outside as a kid.
How she hates blowies.
Never watching porn.
Her parents were virgins when they got married.
Harvard

Ican'teveeeen · 9/04/2015 9:46 am

She was raised Catholic(caused all her problems)
Saw Vicki Gunvalson and Brook in Puerto Vallarta and yelled loser
Her dads a doctor

kbk88 · 9/04/2015 10:00 am

When she thought she was going to get AIDs in the bead store
The text that she accidently got from a friend about being flaky
Anything Wolf of Wall Street related
Why she hates Bethanny (though she seems to have pulled back a bit on that)

Wakeupfan420 · 9/04/2015 10:36 am

How early she has to get up/ how hard it is to work 9-15 hours a week

How poor she is (while simultaneously jetting off to tropical locales, taking über to work, buying prosecco by the case, subscribing to Fresh Direct instead of grocery shopping... I could go on...)

Anything about Donald Trump, fashion week, or bottle service lol

Please, for the love of god, find some new interesting topics, or at least let Kenny talk more often... 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

DestinationAwesometown · 9/04/2015 10:49 am

I'd be okay never hearing about...

1) How tall/skinny her friends are

2) How her friend loved high school and it was just like High School Musical

3) Justin Bieber anything (music, Kenny licking his butt, his lookalike Ruby Rose)

4) Taylor Swift's squad and Taylor Swift's feuds with whoever

wintercici · 9/04/2015 10:54 am

Anything judgemental about women being the breadwinners of the family, being more educated than their husbands, or actually carrying their share of the responsibility in the relationship. Ugh!!!
What freaking year does she live in???

Wakeupfan420 · 9/04/2015 10:55 am

^^^ooh those are good ones!!! She must've played that Kenny licking his butt clip 8,000 times while he was out

BathiesTime · 9/04/2015 2:34 pm

These are so good!
I wouldn't mind if she never mentioned that Nicole is her best friend from college and I absolutely wouldn't mind if she didn't smack her lips anymore.

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Ican'teveeeen · 9/04/2015 3:37 pm

Agree with anything Justin Bierber or Selena Gomez!!! Is it normal for a 32 year old woman to talk about Justin Bieber everyday??

DontDoItGal · 9/04/2015 4:13 pm

That her mom totally had a job and that job was to pay the bills, what she eats for breakfast and those stupid mini whatever pizzas and just general talk of how "perfect" her family is.

SoftPretzels · 9/04/2015 6:47 pm

I don't ever want to hear:

Her complain about how everyone is pussified while simultaneously being pussified and extra sensitive herself,
Her year as a carnie
Anything G. Rancic related. (TAY get over it! I bet G doesn't even remember your face let alone that incident.)
Flip cup
The ice cream store meltdown.
How upset she is her friends think she is flaky while simultaneously explaining why they would think that.

ASGxo · 9/04/2015 8:12 pm

This made me laugh SO HARD. yes to all of it. and Yall are clever.

NutsOrNot · 9/04/2015 9:53 pm

Friends with kids vs friends without kids.

spigirl · 9/04/2015 11:21 pm

I have a screening room in my building - the building I can't afford.
My new apartment is so tiny.
I'm used to a better life and now have to adjust to a regular people life eating easy mac.
Mocking people who don't live in NY.
I could go on and on.

FKCSTMom · 9/06/2015 11:51 am

I did not come from money....
(but my mom saw Steven Tyler from Aerosmith--who lived in our town--- and thought he was a homeless man and ran. And she saw Michael Kennedy--now deceased but who also lived in our town-- and she thought he was a homeless man and ran). And I went to school with Kate Bosworth, the actress...and my backyard is on the ocean. But no Michele (from DSF), I didn't come from money. (note: I DID love that Michele put her right in her place!! Told T that SHE (Michele) grew up with a single parent in a trailer!)

9/08/2015 6:38 am

Masturbation. Taylor if U don't do it then don't TALK about it! Geesus we've heard about this for the past 10 years. Stop. Just stop.

Wakeupfan420 · 9/08/2015 8:52 am

What type of bottled water she will and will not drink. Remember when they did a blind taste test and didn't identify even one brand correctly? #FirstWorldProblems

BathiesTime · 9/08/2015 5:43 pm

I just thought of another one... Am I the only one who remembers T bringing up a man doing security at the airport that said "Hello"? She found a similarity between the way he said "hello" and this horrendous "I'm in Love with the Coco" song she used to play. She would tell the story and repeat "Hello" and "Coco" over and over. This story lasted for a good week and I hated it every time. Mostly because I absolutely hated that song.

Durst_Burp · 9/08/2015 6:38 pm

All of the above is hilarious and I agree 100%. But it has me wondering if the bigger issue is that this format/show really has run its course for Tay. It seems like part of the problem is Tay being a bit of a broken record, but also that a show so focused on anecdotes from the host's personal life has a finite amount of material. I do think she is great at radio, but needs to move on to a show with more substance (i.e. discussing some REAL current events, not just who tweeted what about Bieber😋). It doesn't even have to be super serious stuff- if we wanted that none of us would even be listening to this show, but for example in 2012 when Augusta National invited its first two female members. The discussion of male-only clubs would be a great topic! But, she says she hates reading the news so I guess we'll continue to hear the same loop.

meepmeep · 9/08/2015 8:58 pm

Durst Burp that is too much work for her. I don't know anyone successful in that industry who doesn't keep up with the news.

9/09/2015 6:50 am

Can we STOP with the potty talk?!?!? I swear she talks about gross irrelevant potty talk at least once a week. C'mon. STOP. It's not funny anymore.

FKFriday · 9/09/2015 7:29 am

Durst_Burp wrote:
All of the above is hilarious and I agree 100%. But it has me wondering if the bigger issue is that this format/show really has run its course for Tay. It seems like part of the problem is Tay being a bit of a broken record, but also that a show so focused on anecdotes from the host's personal life has a finite amount of material. I do think she is great at radio, but needs to move on to a show with more substance (i.e. discussing some REAL current events, not just who tweeted what about Bieber😋). It doesn't even have to be super serious stuff- if we wanted that none of us would even be listening to this show, but for example in 2012 when Augusta National invited its first two female members. The discussion of male-only clubs would be a great topic! But, she says she hates reading the news so I guess we'll continue to hear the same loop.

If she would just get out and explore the city, she would have a wealth of stuff to discuss with little work. Like it's all handed to her, how hard is it to engage in life a little!??!?!?!?!

Durst_Burp · 9/09/2015 5:01 pm

Meepmeep you hit the nail on the head- she needs to realize you get out what you put into a career.

And FKFriday - no kidding! She lives in "the best city in the world", she needs to stop sulking in that apartment and get out there!

Getmommieouttathabox · 9/09/2015 7:04 pm

I think she does get out there but now doesn't want to share those things on the show which is irionic if you're trying to shop a reality show.

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BethosGirlSC · 9/10/2015 7:15 am

"On the face of the planet"!

MyFatherIsADoctor · 9/10/2015 1:46 pm

I would love to challenge Taylor to go without the following for 1 week:
-any story that took place in grade school or college
-mentioning her parents
-someone that "used to be in my life" (aka cliff girl)

SoftPretzels · 9/10/2015 5:43 pm

BethosGirlSC wrote:
"On the face of the planet"!

Also throw in "there's nothing worse than ____________"

She always has something "nothing worse than"

DestinationAwesometown · 9/10/2015 6:37 pm

Joan Rivers interview story in which she told Tay that it was harder being comedian now than back in her early career when she wasn't even allowed to say she was pregnant on tv.

Yawn.

Imgettingarrestednow · 9/11/2015 12:30 am

I'll be happy with never hearing "My dad was the town doctor" ever again. I'm happy for him that he's successful but isn't he an eye doctor?? I don't think anyone in their town would be running to him for cancer treatment, let alone the flu. I like my eye dr but I only think about him when I get a text telling me it's time for an eye exam.
I also would like it if she stopped talking about her brother like she wants to molest him. Josh Duggar is that you?!?

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BathiesTime · 9/11/2015 7:34 am

Taylor is back to talking about the Taylor Swift and Katy Perry feud and how she wants to know who started it. She has talked about this at nauseam.
This obviously flowed into how she dealt with a mean girl for years...
Then, wait for it, how she interviewed both Taylor and Katy, and Taylor was way nicer. Didn't she just tell Sam yesterday that she interviewed both of them?
I get that people like to relate to the stories, but hello, we know this. She could have just said, "Remember how I interviewed them?" and then the cohost, Dr. Wider in this case, would say "Yes, I do" and then she wouldn't need to continue to retell the story.

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