SoFetch wrote:

I said I was fucking DUNZO after my second.  Like, take my ovaries with the placenta after delivery and staple them to a rocket to the sun level done.  My husband was getting ready to schedule his vasectomy and my son started to get so goddamn cute that it make my brain go haywire and MOMENTARILY entertain the idea of a third.  Deep down I knew 2 was enough.  I had my boy and I had my girl.  Collect the whole set!

Holiday party at a Mexican restaurant + open bar = October baby.

Sigh.  Tequila.

Congratulations!!
 

I was on the fence for quite awhile and we never really "tried" but had also decided we wouldn't go to the ends of the earth with fertility stuff if we found we were unable to have children. I ended up getting pregnant really easily and now have a son. I had him when I was 31 and looking back I wish we would have started earlier. I absolutely love it and now can't imagine growing old without a family. However, we were able to advance our careers and do a lot of fun traveling before we threw this new dynamic into things.

We're starting to discuss a 2nd and so far I haven't "accidentally" gotten knocked up even though we're not preventing. Maybe I should try tequila  But it's hard some days. Really hard. I'm sure not cut out to be a SAHM, but balancing family and career is no easy feat.

Congratulations, SoFetch! You're entering mini van territory with 3 lol.

On_Point wrote:

Did I hear correctly today that Taylor is looking into ghost writers for a book?! 

If so... why... no... stop... 

Haha what would it even be about???

Chapter 1 My Parents, The Virgins
Chapter 2 Kicked Off The Trampoline
Chapter 3 My Mom Says Everyone is Jealous
Chapter 4 I Hate Sex
Chapter 5 Marrying The Rich Boy
Chapter 7 Harvard; Dad & Brother
Chapter 8 Divorcing the Evil In Laws
Chapter 9 Lespian Discoveries
Chapter 10 Why I Still Love My Wusband

 

I could literally ghost write the book for her at this point without any input from her. She just wants a book now that Stassi has one.

FKFriday wrote:

On_Point wrote:

Did I hear correctly today that Taylor is looking into ghost writers for a book?! 

If so... why... no... stop... 

Haha what would it even be about???

Chapter 1 My Parents, The Virgins
Chapter 2 Kicked Off The Trampoline
Chapter 3 My Mom Says Everyone is Jealous
Chapter 4 I Hate Sex
Chapter 5 Marrying The Rich Boy
Chapter 7 Harvard; Dad & Brother
Chapter 8 Divorcing the Evil In Laws
Chapter 9 Lespian Discoveries
Chapter 10 Why I Still Love My Wusband

 

This is amazing. 

Natalya07 wrote:

listening to Monday's show...and I love the shade Donny is throwing about her prepping on the way to work and not knowing things...such as...
#5 JC Chaves tweet fuels rumors of Coachella colab with Ariana Grande
Donny....ummm it was last night and they did it, so late...late news homey!!!
tay: shiiitt how did you see it?
Donny: it happened last night

living for it!!  I think Donny is finally catching on how terrible the show it and how she does absolutely no prep!! 

YES! He got a few digs in. I was loving it as well. I haven't listened in so long (my phone says 253 episodes I haven't listened to!) 

I think there are a few chapters to add to the book:

Chapter 3.5- Middle/HS Years or How to Transfer Schools Every Semester

Don't forget this chapter: Kate Bosworth Stole My Life

Chapter 11: I'm Stassi Schroeder's New York best friend

Karma- can you change the picture to her stock photo that she uses for everything, eventhough she no longer looks like that? But please make sure her ring is horribly photoshopped out.

Taylor Nation: Home Of the Women Who Regularly Tear Each Other Apart are calling us salty bitches 

Pass the French fries!!!! 

It's so sweet that the Nation feels sorry for us! They are such kind-hearted people. 

Another chapter that's had some traction recently:
My Husband Hired a Maid To Be My Nanny (and What Was Her Name Again?)

They are the ones that have a mutiny on their page every 3 months.  No one can discuss anything without some self-righteous blowhard crying about it.

Natalya07 wrote:

Taylor is such a fan of GOT...yet she is season behind, doesn't know the characters and describes it as " I fall asleep b/c its so boring, confusing and slow....all the people have beards and  I don't know how to tell them apart" 

 
She’s actually not even a Bravo fan. She’s always so behind on every show and even says she can’t watch VPR

On_Point wrote:

Right, she's even behind on VPR. What does she watch?! She can't possibly just watch Sopranos alll day. 

I wonder this ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! she's always so behind on every show.  Like seasons and seasons behind not just a couple episodes.
I have a full time job a 2 hour commute (both ways) , two small kids and a traveling husband and I'm usually only a couple episodes behind.  What the fuuuuuck does she watch all day long?? She has repeatedly said she watches a lot of TV.  Does she truly just watch Sopranos and Sex and the City over and over? and nothing else??? 
Why can't she even just do this much prep work??? Keep up with TV shows she talks endlessly about.  
She talks about the Kardashains show all the time but does not even watch the season when it is airing.  Its so annoying. 
 

Haha Sounds like today was a good show to listen to!