Taylor Strecker Show & Kenny Zimlingshow Fans » ZYPPAH Commerical

piopio12 · 3/01/2016 3:33 pm

The new ZYPPAH Commercial is such a shit show, somehow worse than the one with the guy yelling at you. make it stoooooppppp

Accidentalfarts · 3/01/2016 3:48 pm

All the zyppah commercials make my skin crawl!! Can't take them!

wintercici · 3/01/2016 4:05 pm

I hate them too!!!

MyMindsTellingMeNo · 3/01/2016 4:42 pm

OMG I wanted to create a new string on this but thought it was too petty. So glad I'm not alone!!! ZYPPAH is horrific. Makes me never want to purchase anything advertised by Sirius/XM.

ThatWholeBrevityThang · 3/01/2016 5:03 pm

"Happy with a Z backwards" that god awful accent haunts me!! I find it stuck in my head throughout the day.

timetowakeup · 3/01/2016 5:19 pm

sounds like the greasiest slickest used car salesman ever, who is still drinking the coffee from the pot in the corner that looks like melted mud. he wants to make as much $ as he can so this is his QA department: he randomly puts some in his own mouth to see how they feel. then he dries them off with a blue shop towel, no water, and packages them to go out.

timetowakeup · 3/01/2016 5:21 pm

I don't want to even hear a new commercial.

Accidentalfarts · 3/01/2016 6:57 pm

Don't even get me started on "Big Ed's'...is that what it's called? DVDs, purple nurples, etc.

On_Point · 3/01/2016 7:12 pm

Accidentalfarts wrote:
Don't even get me started on "Big Ed's'...is that what it's called? DVDs, purple nurples, etc.

You do know that's a spoof done by K right? Just making sure.

Accidentalfarts · 3/01/2016 10:15 pm

Ok..I feel like a total dork! I have listened to the show for 7+ years and never figured out that was Kemny doing a spoof!?! LOL! I always thought that commercial was so crazy!

lydia delainey · 3/01/2016 10:26 pm

That is hilarious Accidental!!

Durst_Burp · 3/01/2016 10:44 pm

Accidentalfarts wrote:
Ok..I feel like a total dork! I have listened to the show for 7+ years and never figured out that was Kemny doing a spoof!?! LOL! I always thought that commercial was so crazy!

Hahahaha that's amazing. I wish Kenny read this board because he would love that 😂

On_Point · 3/01/2016 10:59 pm

Durst_Burp wrote:
Accidentalfarts wrote:
Ok..I feel like a total dork! I have listened to the show for 7+ years and never figured out that was Kemny doing a spoof!?! LOL! I always thought that commercial was so crazy!

Hahahaha that's amazing. I wish Kenny read this board because he would love that 😂

Hahahahahaha Hilarious! You absolutely made my night, Accidental! I thought I was going to offend you for asking you if you knew or now. Kenny should feel accomplished! ;)

BathiesTime · 3/02/2016 8:23 am

Accidentalfarts wrote:
Ok..I feel like a total dork! I have listened to the show for 7+ years and never figured out that was Kemny doing a spoof!?! LOL! I always thought that commercial was so crazy!

HAHAHA! This just made my morning! Next time they play it, I am going to try and listen to it as if I thought it was an actual advertisement. Dying.

In other news, why on earth would they make a freaking jingle for Zyppah??!!!?! Ugh. Now, I will, not by choice, have the Kars for Kids and Zyppah songs stuck in my head.

Wakeupfan420 · 3/02/2016 8:31 am

Accidentalfarts wrote:
Ok..I feel like a total dork! I have listened to the show for 7+ years and never figured out that was Kemny doing a spoof!?! LOL! I always thought that commercial was so crazy!

This is why I love you ladies!!! That was the best 😂😂😂💗💕💗

red_poppies · 3/02/2016 8:37 am

Wakeupfan420 wrote:
Accidentalfarts wrote:
Ok..I feel like a total dork! I have listened to the show for 7+ years and never figured out that was Kemny doing a spoof!?! LOL! I always thought that commercial was so crazy!

This is why I love you ladies!!! That was the best 😂😂😂💗💕💗

AMAZING! MADE MY MORNING READING THIS! love you ladies!

Accidentalfarts · 3/02/2016 10:08 am

Ok...I'll make you all laugh even harder....get ready...
I actually googled Big Ed's depot once because I couldn't believe Sirius would have an establishment like that doing a commercial. How bad is that?? (Of course I couldn't find anything on Google about it).
How lame am I? You would never know I was a long time listener!!

piopio12 · 3/02/2016 10:40 am

Accidentalfarts wrote:
Ok...I'll make you all laugh even harder....get ready...
I actually googled Big Ed's depot once because I couldn't believe Sirius would have an establishment like that doing a commercial. How bad is that?? (Of course I couldn't find anything on Google about it).
How lame am I? You would never know I was a long time listener!!

YOU ARE THE BEST! one time on the FB page someone was like I don't understand this Big Ed commercial, do they not know the demographic of Cosmo Radio....was that you?

Accidentalfarts · 3/02/2016 10:52 am

It wasn't me! I don't know how I couldn't figure out it was Kenny?? I was like this is the weirdest commercial: DVDs, purple nurples and anal beads....
I kept thinking well they do advertise squatty potty so maybe this is just another weird advertisement...I will never live this one down!

Zack'sWeenis · 3/02/2016 2:05 pm

Love this Accidental! That is the best!

DestinationAwesometown · 3/02/2016 5:46 pm

So funny! Thanks for the laugh!!!!

Accidentalfarts · 3/02/2016 6:38 pm

Hopefully someone from WUWT reads this and will play Big Ed and I can listen in disbelief that I actually fell for that shit! Good job Kenny!

Rowdycitygirl · 3/02/2016 8:03 pm

On a different note, I always feel awkward when Taylor does live reads for the hair strengthening stuff, I can't think of the name,because we know she doesn't really use it. Her and Kenny used to always talk about using Rennessence (spelling?) the stuff that her friend invented. I think it may even be the friend who had the desert wedding!

Getmommieouttathabox · 3/02/2016 8:07 pm

Good call. If you google the product Jordan andis husband is the face of the brand. Uggh all the plugs...

FKCSTMom · 3/02/2016 10:29 pm

Ovation Hair Care?? Liar, liar pants on fire? Lol....I was laughing when Kenny was reading the Sleep Number ad the other day and he innocently said,"I slept in Taylor's bed and it was great!" He kept right on going but I found myself laughing going,"Wait, what?"

Wakeupfan420 · 3/03/2016 5:56 am

I was listening to a Housewives recap podcast the other day and they did the exact same live read she does for Blue Apron, it was so bethos, I was reciting it along with him. "Watermelon radishes, fennel, and purple potatoes..." 😂😂😂

FKFriday · 3/03/2016 8:06 am

Wakeupfan420 wrote:
I was listening to a Housewives recap podcast the other day and they did the exact same live read she does for Blue Apron, it was so bethos, I was reciting it along with him. "Watermelon radishes, fennel, and purple potatoes..." 😂😂😂

LOL I've heard Jim Norton do it as well verbatim!

Accidentalfarts · 3/09/2016 1:15 pm

Oh lord...they just played Big Ed's...how could I not know this is Kenny?!? So obvious now!

wintercici · 3/09/2016 2:53 pm

I also hate the Power Swabs commercial. I's rather listen to Big Ed's all day long!!